Just me, David and Jean-Christophe. Feeling a bit shabby after a banzai party at my house New Years eve and various piss-ups over the xmas and today there is nowhere to hide. David is an absolute beast and J-C is always strong. Anyway it’s a nice enough day, but on every climb they are vanishing into the distance. The going is heavy here in the winter, clay and limestone chunks about tennis ball size. We head for Javerlhac and I’m starting to feel better but I’m struggling to keep up. I’m pedaling hard, head down and havent’ spotted a loop of brambles hanging from a tree. Next thing I know, I’m being hung by brambles, bike shoots out from under me and then the bramble loop gives away and slips around my neck Aaaaarrrrggghh!!!
They are waiting at the end of the lane, I arrive bleeding like a stuck pig, I recount the story – they laugh – this is the sort of thing I’m known for!